[jamsicator]

...I was a very lucky schoolboy!
Aged around 13/14, I was on my way back to school at the end of lunch break walking through the park. As I rounded a corner i heard a female voice and a couple of male voices shouting at each other in a friendly way. What I saw next, I stll remember 25 years or so later.
A female park keeper (slim, olive skinned, long black curly hair) pulled up her sweatshirt ( no bra) just as I came into view, exposing her pert breasts and covering her face. The men (2 of her male colleagues) cheered, then laughed as they noticed me walking by and saw my eyes popping out of my head - one of them put his finger to his lips and winked, then said "give them a shake!" And she wobbled her lovely tanned sweeties before pulling her sweater back down.
When she saw me, her face fell. She called her friends bastards then started to laugh. She winked and smiled as I hurried past, embarrassed, the sound of laughter behind me.

I was a three wanks a day (at least) teenager and variations of that situation kept me going for months!