[Fox Mulder]

1. It looks like bondage is making a cum back.
2. Gymnasts just can't do ANYTHING the normal way.
3. Master Bates insisted that Maid Martha polishes his bedposts every week...ah, the lives of the rich!
4. Joe just KNEW it was a mistake to let his wife enjoy an island vacation without him.
5. On hot days, Grandpa Finch always liked a cool glass of sweet tea...and a handjob. (From To Kill A Mockingbird: The Lost Chapter)
6. Now there's an ass...and an ass.
7. Nice 'stash!
8. Tom Brady finally quit fighting his four game suspension...and got back to his usual off season fun.
9. Now we know why Becky's friends call her " Ass Face."
10. Have a Coke and a smile. (If you feel thirsty or horny, this ad works)