Thursday
Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing..
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Colour of eyes?
Husband: Never really noticed, brown or green.
Sergeant: Colour of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Usually a skirt or slacks and a blouse or polo top. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She took my sports coupe.
Sergeant: What kind of sports coupe was it?
Husband: Jaguar F Type R Coupe, Stratus Grey, Carbon Ceramic brakes, black on black full leather upholstery, 770 Meridian stereo, carbon fibre trim, Electrically Adjustable R Sport Seats with 3 setting memory, unmarked 20" diamond and black gyrodyne wheels, Tyre Pressure Monitoring, Panoramic Glass Roof, Bluetooth Telephone Connectivity, Multi-Media Interface for MP3, Ipod etc, Leather Trimmed Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift, Front and Rear Parking Sensors, blind spot monitoring, Speed Limit Assist, electrically adjustable folding door mirrors, Electrically Adjustable Steering Column, LED Daytime Running Lights, Cruise Control, ...
At this point the husband starts choking up.....
Sergeant: Don’t worry, Sir. We’ll find your car..
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