[Fox Mulder]

1. Time to play "Spot the Silly Fucker." (Yes, this one was easy)
2. At The Funny Face Bra Sizing Department, with our patented hand sizing method we can size you up in a jiffy. This is obviously a 34B.
3. Ordinary people having an ordinary discussion...about Real. Kinky. Shit.
4."Hmmm...looks like the sharks finally got our underwater voyeur creep."
5."First thing in the morning you need a handjob...oy! Being married to you is a fuckin' grind!"
6. Ladies...here's further proof that you should never assume he's just using that cell phone to check his emails in bed.
7. How to liven up yet another boring company picnic.
8. ACME's newest mouthwash product...uh... isn't for everyone.
9. Petra's dentist is proud of her for keeping her teeth so white. We are proud of her for other reasons.
10. If any of you folks would like to put your naked ass all over the Internet, please raise your hand.