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Old 08-10-2006, 12:21 AM
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Default It's Far More Situational

Generally speaking, when a professional stripper is out on the town with her date, and her sexy skirt gets ripped off of her by some fluke of fate: elevator doors, the taxi she emerges from, the alien ship's 400,000 HP vacuum, she doesn't stand there in her thong and say to herself, "Big deal, I'm a stripper." She freaks.

Like all of us, I really want to see these types of girls suffer and ENF or HNF:

1. The Prom Queen /Valadictorian / Homecoming Queen / Scholarship Student delivering her class address

2. Miss Modest on TV in front of millions

3. The very bad girl who has verbally abused others

4. The very good girl who never does anything to anyone

5. Vickie Polandro from 10th grade (don't ask)

6. The new member of the Bar speaking before the Supreme Court on her first oral arguments

7. The 22 year old European/Asian/African Princess who's engaged to the young and rich U.S. Senator

8. Any actress who refuses to do nude scenes and makes it a point to tell everyone she refuses to do nude scenes

9. President Bush's daughters

10. The bride on her wedding day as she walks down the isle


EVERYONE PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST

But, re your survey, I don't care who she hasn't slept with. I don't want to see her in a bikini. Bikini bra and panties, YES (Fantastic Four movie!!!).

This is my vote. Man Law? MAN LAW.
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