Independence Weekend Humor
1. "I'm cumming! I'm cumming! I'm cumming!" (What REALLY happens when wicked witches get wet)
2. The ghost of Patrick Swayze never came, but Tina was able to make a nice flower pot.
3. When passengers are unhappy with Euro-rail service...
4. It's hard work taking facials...but Becky guts it out every time.
5. "Hey Arnold...you wanna pump iron or would you rather pump me?"
6. Yeah...she's naked, but judging by her expression your chances of getting laid are slim and none.
7. And her unsuspecting mother kept shopping, never guessing Rebellious Rita was flashing the store cameras behind her.
8. Nancy's mom preserved both the before and after the prom memories.
9. England turns it's back to the European Union? What the fuck?
10. "Three's Company" would have been better had they delved more into the origins of Mr. Roper's name.
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