I went to a college football game in another city with some friends. After we won the game everyone was in a good mood and one of the guys suggested a "great" strip club he knew about, 'lot's of hot college girls', yeah right, they're studying backstage. Not a big fan of strip clubs, but it's not going to hurt to drink a few $10 beers.
The waitresses are the strippers, topless, wearing thongs serving tables. Very cute waitress comes over to take our order, "well hey Mr. Piecenick", I look at her and it's the kid next door Renee, and she's not a kid anymore.
"Now you're not going to tell my parents are you? This is a great student job."
Well of course I am staring at her great tits, while telling her it's our secret. She brought us a round on the house and we all had a great time,stayed until she had a turn on stage. No, never told her parents or my wife, and the next time I saw her she was in her parents front yard, she waved and put a finger over her lips.
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