[Fox Mulder]

1."Uh...when your mixed doubles partner asked you to kiss his balls...I don't think that's what he meant."
2.When the contractor and his partner finished rebuilding her garage, Martha thought she'd express her thanks for a job well done.
3. Some guys are pretty enthusiastic about cunnilingus.
4. "Yeah, so I just got some new jeans...ten percent off!" (Looks like it)
5. Trying to relive The Sound Of Music.
6. Doing a better job of it. (She even has the Julie Andrews hairdo)
7. Lesbians are confusing to some labs.
8. The odd one out at the Saturday night orgy is more focused on that roast in the oven.
9. Looks like every swinging dick in Massachusetts wants to run in the Boston Marathon since it went all nude.
10. Betty wanted to "brush up" on her self abuse technique.