[Fox Mulder]

1. With his risiduals from his work in "The Wizard of Oz," Toto retired to Maui where he lives with a hot MILF named Nancy.
2. The NFL is dropping coin tosses for the 2016 season. Here, officials in Florida practice their skills at the replacement... "Chick Flipping."
3. It's damned hard to suck your own breast when you're a 34B.
4. Too much time spent online looking at this thread...
5. When you come home unexpectedly all sorts of interesting moments can be your's.
6. So what the hell is there to do in Wisconsin in winter if you're not a Packer fan?
7. Does semen really work as sunscreen? Probably not, but he's got her convinced.
8. What a "facial" means everywhere other than the world of Internet porn.
9. Oh, bite the big one.
10. James Bond lubes his trigger finger.