[Fox Mulder]

1. The Captain warned us these waters would be occupied by very aggressive Sirens...
2. "We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Piss Pott Band...we hope you will enjoy the show...Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Piss Pott Band...sit back and let the urine flow."
3. "Bras? I don't need no stinkin' bras...these babies stand up all by themselves!" (Pride comes just before a fall...or a sag.)
4. When the lights went on she discovered she wasn't sucking off her boyfriend after all. ( Father Murphy was a very sneaky soul.)
5. "Yes, Dear...just as soon as your father finishes his business I'll make breakfast." ( If this is part of YOUR childhood memories...no wonder you're kinda screwed up)
6. If Bill Clinton came back here as "First Dude" do you think he could resist?
7. Jeff may be blind...but his sense of smell is very keen.
8. "Jenny...I gotta call you back. Something just came up." (Yeah...that's lazy caption writing...but tough shit.)
9. At least old Smokey died happy.
10. I saw this pic and immediately wondered if Rodney Dangerfield had a daughter...(He still gets no respect.)