[KarlMalone]

I had a massage once in a very legit place, the girl was young and very chatty. We talked about all sorts of things and at one point she asked if I was married and I said I was, and she replied, "I can't settle down, there is just too much temptation out there!"

She was pretty liberal about exposing me (some places keep you covered very conservatively - not her!) She had me turn over and was massaging my butt (over the sheet) and said "oooh, its so tight!" I said, "is that good or bad?" She replied, "bad for you, but good for me!" She kept grabbing my butt to hold herself as she massaged my upper back. I think at one point she was right on top of me.

I turned over, and this place used very thin sheets, so like, you could pretty clearly see the outline of my package when I was on my back, and I was starting to get firm, pitching a tent. She was rubbing my arms and my hands were kinda propped up by her hips. When she would rub certain muscles, it would produce an involuntary response from my hands. At one point, my hand kinda hit her butt. She said "ooh, you're cute, but I'm still in my probationary period here and I can't get in trouble!"

I don't think I would have done something anyway, but it was flattering and I tipped her well. The next time I went there she was no longer working there.