Hump Day Humor
1. "Happy birthday, Darling...I got you a present...here...let me get it." (My idea of a nice gift.)
2. This guy was circumcised. She sucked so hard all the skin just...uh...ouch!
3. Gotta love a gal who likes to play with your cock...kinda sorta.
4. Funny how Romulan Ale is illegal... but Captain Kirk always seems to have some for special occasions.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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