1. "Oh dear God! Trump is actually going to get the Republican nomination!" ( The End is nigh!)
2. Meanwhile, near the "Asian Studies" section...
3. Have plenty of Dr. Pepper on hand if you're going to suck balls. (Conspicuous product placement humor)
4."Almost there...aaallll mooost there..." ( Use The Force! )
5. Raised by flies, Jenny will probably just bang herself against the glass over and over until she dies.
6. A deleted scene from "Jaws" ( This actor just couldn't play "frightened" well enough for Spielberg )
7. Sitting back at the restaurant table, Jeff just thought Julie was just taking an awful long time to pee. (It's Hell dating a nymphomaniac.)
8. In the NEW western films, we'll see more and more "clit lynchings." ( John Wayne is rolling in his grave.)