1. "Fuck beer...I'll have MILK!"
2. "Out here in the Midwest, we grow corn...wheat....and horny farmer's daughters."
3. Now THIS is why shampoo manufacturers feel compelled to put instructions for their products on the label. It's "Rinse, lather, repeat" NOT "Shove deep up your pussy and ass until you cum."
4. Never seen foreskin before?
5. Who knows what happens next...anyone? (Educational moments from I Love You, Funny Face.)
6. Both spring breakers are winners...and their prize is to be oggled and fantasized about by the old dude in the background.
7. Footjobs are the new handjobs...just make sure her feet are washed. "Athlete's Dick" is not fun.
8. This annual competition is how OCC moderator Mudbug picks his girlfriends.
9. "Nonnymaus...I know what you did last summer..." (The call is coming from INSIDE the house!
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10. Not everyone thinks this thread is funny.