[Fox Mulder]

1. Although he enjoyed the year he saw Barry Manilow in concert...Jack thought his 62nd birthday party was the best ever!
2. Ha! The laugh is on her!
3. Some taxi drivers have no trouble at all earning generous tips.
4. So Vlad Putin had this dream...
5. Kobe Bryant she's not...and she doesn't have to be.
6. A preview of the day Donald Trump's political career is over.
7. And yes, she still loves you after all that.
8. Supergirl shows off her new thong while producing something the Batman vs Superman movie could be compared to.
9. Here's a van. She's a lesbian. Bring your penis and you've got...Dick Van Dyke.
10. Minutes later when she washed her face, dressed and left him, never to be seen or heard from again, Joe finally understood that some women really don't appreciate unexpected facials on the first date.