[wildfire54]

When you know things are different.

1.Lisa looked at the two naked and exhausted deliverymen laying on the living room floor.And finally admitted to herself that her husband had been right. She'd do anything for a bag of tortilla chips.

Keg Party's- The gateway to redneck sex.

3.Business at the local brothel increased tenfold when they introduced their new 'curbside service.'

4.When her husband walked into the hotel room and found two strangers on top of his wife.Tina realized that her explanation of 'these two men just stumbled into the room and accidentally fell on top of me when I was naked'.Was probably kind of thin.