[Fox Mulder]

1. "I have to be honest with you...you're a little schizophrenic."
2. It's only an oasis.
3. "Give THIS man Viagra and he'll fuck us both until our pussies are like raw ground beef." (Viagra ads are getting bolder)
4. When the crooked man wanted a crooked blow job, Cross Eyed Mary was just the gal to do it.
5. "So I'm raising awareness of awareness. ( It's hard to find a unique cause.)
6. " You must confront your sexuality!" (Mike was a psychotherapist who thought outside of the box, while getting inside one.)
7. Why horny women vacation in Italy.
8. I think she likes you.
9. I think she REALLY likes you.
10. " You can play with toys and wank your life away, or you can choose the real thing." (Why aren't more porn shops like this?)