[panhead]

I play in a crappy bar band but it does sometime have its perks. We were playing a sort of hipster dive bar Saturday and a bevvy of beaties form a bachelorette party came in when we were playing. My guess is the ladies were 25-35...I can't tell anymore. They were all white girl wasted and dirty dancing while we played. One girl in particular had on a low cut black blouse ...deep V cut to navel. As she drank and danced more I knew a wardrobe malfunction was not far off.

On our set break she was sitting in a booth with possibly her boyfriend or just some dude and her awesome little teardrop shaped B cup had completely fallen out of her top. The dude just sat there like nothing. I took a nice long look and headed to the bar for some refreshment. I took one more pass by the booth before he helped her out side into a cab.