Friday Night Funnies
1.(Yet ANOTHER women and cows pic!) This one could be the start of a new Mulder thread: "Beach Bulls."
2. If you've enjoyed boneless chicken breasts...just wait until you try boneless housewife! They're delicious!
3. Sometimes Ma whud innertain da hired hep. It kep everone happy.
4. "Shit! Donald Trump won another primary election...what the fuck!" ( A shining example of why one should turn the TV off during sex)
5. A disturbing optical illusion.
6. "How thoughtful of my husband to buy me a toy for when he's away on long business trips!"
7. "How thoughtful of my husband to have a well hung, hunky younger brother who never goes away on business trips!"
8. My Uber ride service is making all sorts of extra money since my sister started riding along with the passengers!
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