[Fox Mulder]

1. As she strolled naked around town looking for men to mate with, Sierra had her dog trained to sniff out and discourage men who live in their mother's basements.
2. Amongst her peers, Amanda was considered quite... worldly.
3. This photo is a treasured souvenir from someone's very, very special night. (Lucky bastard!)
4. These women don't screw around with the usual hen party games...
5. Ever doze off on a deserted island then suddenly get the feeling you're not alone?
6. A typical scene from the imagination of a midwest farmer when his daughter asks to go to an exotic locale for spring break.
7. Left out in the cold, Sarah Palin will be careful who she endorses in the future. (Disclaimer...that's not Sarah Palin)
8. "I'm so glad you're concerned with the needs of the nation's military...because I really NEED to rip off your blouse and suckle your firm political breasts."