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Old 03-10-2016, 05:38 PM
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Dave was given the sack from his job at the suicide help line. His mate Fred asked why and Dave replied "I don't know I just got this call from this guy who sounded foreign and said he'd tied himself to the railways tracks and an express was due in a few minutes and as I was trained to do I said Now Mahommed keep calm and stay on the line."
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