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1. Ginger tried desperately to take matters into her own hands to assert control over her insatiable red pussy, but it had a will of it's own.
2. Fiona just got the news that if she removes her nipple rings her breasts will explode like two milky hand grenades. (Never get your breast job from an ex army surgeon.)
3. The obvious caption here is "Not tonight, I've got a headache."
But tonight I prefer:
Karen awoke in her own bed beside her husband. She felt a little disoriented. At first she thought she had dreamed the whole thing. But the TV was still on ESPN...and she realized it was all true. Peyton Manning has really retired. (Thanks for the memories #18)
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