[Fox Mulder]

1. Anyone who has ever seen Rebecca/Aeon's normally raunchy, sexy pictures would find this "slaving over a hot iron" picture as amusing, as I did. The only house work I can imagine her doing is rinsing off her sex toys.
2. Helen, contemplating the possibility of Donald Trump in the White House, is suddenly very, very depressed... ( me too)
3. But Megan thinks there's no need for wide spread panic yet: "Let's just see how it all shakes out," says she.
4. When she told her boyfriend she wanted to see the Tigers, she meant the Detroit baseball team.
5. "Can you hear me now?"
6. When it comes to talking dirty, Katie has such a foul mouth she has to wear a condom on her tongue so you won't get STDs.