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Originally Posted by piecenick
My wife went out this morning to get a little sun, she just had a pair of panties on, our backyard is fenced in and private. She even knows not to do this on the first few days of the month, that when the meter reader comes by.
I work at home and the door bell rang, unusual, UPS and the mail come later in the day. Handsome young man is there, "good morning, I'm from AT&T, there is a junction box in your backyard that requires service, may I have your permission to enter your yard?"
I thought about it for a second then said "certainly, the gate is at the end of the driveway."
I waited a minute and sure enough my wife came storming in. "you think you're funny, don't you?"
Of course it wasn't very long before she was ready to play.
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As a former ATT repairman i can appreciate this story! This happened to me more than once and once the woman actually got mad. Had an appointment for her house that day anf knocked on the door with no answer. Went to box on side of house and found trouble inside. Looked in back uard and saw her laying out topless. No sun out. I rattled the gate and a little boy came. I asked can you tell your mother i am here? Yes he said, he was maybe 4. Went and told her man here. She dis not move. I opened the gate and walked up to her and really enjoyed the tits. Even though small was very erotic. I said Hi mam, i need to get inside your house to repair your phone. She said well do you mind if i get dressed first. Could not beleive she was mad. Fixed her problem and left. She called in a complaint. Really? Get a life woman!