1. Apparently Ghost is also a skirt lifting voyeur too.
2. No Ghost here...just a $%#&ing bikini thief!
3. When the magic in your love affair is all but gone...
4. "Attention Home Depot shopper's...take advantage of our Manager's Special on Aisle Five...free blowjobs with your purchase of a big ass fuckin'bag of dog food!" (Don't you wish shopping was really like this?)
5. Yep. Now's the time to take all those nudie pictures she's been refusing to pose for.
6. Wow...she's out Daisy Duke'n Daisy Duke! (And Donald Trump doesn't know who David Duke is...)
7. And now I'd like you to open up your hearts and pocket books for another "I Love You Funny Face" cause: Millions of senior women are living alone with no lovers come to call. All the loving they ever get requires AAA batteries. "I Love You Funny Face" has a team of gigolos waiting to please these lonely ladies, but getting them to the needy is expensive. Please send your monetary donations to OCC care of "I Love You Funny Face/Fuck the Grandmas." (Do it quick before the mods catch on!)