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Old 02-29-2016, 09:03 AM
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This thread is so fun. Yes, I could have said meat curtains, steak-ums or dangly bacon. Beans is only cause that is a nickname, there's also gumdrops, nibblets and kiddy feeders. In public I sometimes get a gentle nudge from our friends cause I tend to say something inappropriate. My favorite is still when we get drunk and I start telling the male friends of our group how I want to take a strap-on to them, lol. They know I am serious and we laugh how one better not pass out near me, or their wives for that matter. I love the frankness of some of the comments, it's how it should be
"Meat curtains, steak-ums and dangly bacon? Gumdrops, nibblets and kiddy feeders? Oh my! The first three sound kinda gross...certainly a turn off for vegetarians. Gumdrops? Too cute. Nibblits. Ditto. Kiddy Feeders is adorable, but remember this is a forum for erotica, not a nursery.
As for strap ons...I have never had a woman do such a thing to me, but if you were really into it, I'd give it a try, but be gentle, I'm a virgin. I'm glad you're having fun. I think I can speak for the others and say we think you're fun too. Now pass the barbecue sauce and let me have at those meat curtains.
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