[Fox Mulder]

1. Chandler Bing from "Friends" might say: "Can there BE a more inconvenient time for a home invasion robbery?!!!"
2. Suzie lets her abusive jerk husband know just how many of his buddies she slept with while he was on his business trip.
3. Graveyard ghosts are getting much better looking these days. Either that or Crazy Sally has busted loose from the clinic again.
4. She was drawn here...so obsessed with the image she once sculpted in her mashed potatoes...now she was here... fulfulling her destiny...and as the alien ship flew over her...she reacted as Richard Dreyfus always knew she would. (Missed the movie? Too bad)
5. I try to follow my girlfriend around the house in much the same way.
6 Ho hum...another typical day for James Bond.
7. As part of the NFL's new concussion protocols, if players report this as the first thing they see on the field after a head blow, they are immediately rushed to a hospital. No NFL trainers dress quite like this.
8. "You are guilty of having a left breast! You have to do my physics homework for the week." (College can be a confusing time.)
9 When horny X Ray techs have too much time on their hands...