[Fox Mulder]

1. Since her baby left, she's found a new place to dwell. It's right on the edge of Lonely Street...
2. Alaska has St.Bernards with whiskey casks on their collars. California deserts have busty babes with jugs of lemonade.
3. Grandma's got a little something for you. What? You were expecting cookies?
4. Kinda makes you want to be a horse, doesn't it?
5. Mayberry was never the same again after Sheriff Andy Taylor's new girlfriend hit town.
6. John was so lazy...it seemed Cindy had to do EVERYTHING in their marriage.
7. It was a great picture...until the ground started to shake and suddenly Rachel was living a scene from Raiders of The Lost Ark.
8. Crazy women need sex too.
9. Mt. TUSHmore?
10. When it comes to sex, enthusiasm makes all the difference. More or less.