[Fox Mulder]

1. When Big Jim Slade (Who works for/with the BBC) takes off his pants...this is the look he usually gets.
2. The National Guard has been resolute in its efforts to rescue destitute prostitutes. (Private Mongo is not much of a talker, but he knows how to treat a poor street walker)
3. Dude...this is Cindy's beach. You get drunk and disorderly here and Cindy will personally kick your ass. (California Surf Justice)
4. I can't believe my own mother is pulling for Donald Trump.
5. I guess that answers the question of whether she'll sleep with you on the first date or not.
6. Our Funny Face biologists have captured this rare photo of the mating rituals of the American Deep South. Here we see the camoflaged male offering his catch to a displaying female. If she accepts the fish, he is free to take her to his trailer park and mount her from behind, a mating position that enables them to both watch Duck Dynasty or Jerry Springer on TV. (Whooo eeee! )