[jidderman]

Sorry to disappoint you guys but I will be crystal clear here and I have no reason to lie or mislead.

I flew from USA to London to see Mrs Henderson Presents the other night, a Monday night it was and I was hugely disappointed - a complete waste of time and money, I have no interest in musicals, I just wanted to see some hot naked girls in public, and going by what some fellow members here said, I thought I was in for a treat, but hell no!!

The first hour or so is a load of shite, then you see some old guys fat arses and a full frontal penis, thereafter you see some implied nudity in low light. Even when Maureen or whoever was signing at the front of the stage she was closed leg and had a prop fully covering it, so I am lucky if I saw a tiny but of pussy for a second closed leg in the dark - there were def no lips. Yeah you see a couple of sets of tits for a short period also in the dark and towards the back of the stage.

So, if you are wanting to see some good naked prolonged pussy nudity, then do not waste your time at Mrs HP, unless you are genuinely interested in musicals, my friend would also like to add a few words as he was infuriated with me, I literally convinced him to accompany me on the trip, he spent a lot of cash and saw a few nipples, we saw more nudity in our hotel spa!

Filming wise, no announcements whatsoever were made about not filming, the place is full of old people so if you took your phone out and dimmed it, I doubt they'd even notice, there were only a couple of small signs saying no photography or filming, and I almost didn't see these. But trust me, by the time you opened your phone cam, you'd have missed the nude bits. We sat right at the front, behind the orchestra, so did have a good view but as said before, the legroom was tight.

Anyway, not happy I wasted time and money going to see that crap, guys please if you think that was nudity you must be in the wrong forums, I wish I had gone to see Forever Loop at the Barbican instead or Porn Idol once a Thursday - guaranteed more nudity there,

I will post my friends input soon.