[Fox Mulder]

1. "Ehhh...I think a guy bringing a camera to a nude beach is a little on the pervy side. " (But we pervs are very glad he did)
2. "Your pussy needs to be THIS tall before you can go on this ride."
3. Yes. It's a sunburn and yes, it hurts. Hey Red Lobster...the only thing still pink on you is your cell phone.
4. I know it seems cruel, but it was the only way we could get her to show her real and magnificent breasts in this thread.
5. "I'm not the droid I'm looking for..." (Do Jedi mind tricks work when you try them on yourself?)
6. The next door neighbors miss the peace and quiet they had before the horny young opera singer moved in.
7. Joanie has been lonely and single for months...Now she's misplaced her sex toys and the supermarket just ran out of cucumbers. Run!
8. "OK...the bet is...if I can make you cum before a car drives by, I get to drive the rest of the road trip!" (Negotiations can be fun)
9. Let me guess...Fucked silly?
10. Do I say it? Should I say it? Will I really sink that low? Why not...Daaaaaaaam!