And Now The News
More local happenings from far away.
1.For the sixth year in a row. Mrs. Brandt (3rd from right). Won the title of Most Popular Socialite.She attributed her success to the fact that 'I have bigger tits than the other contestants.'
2.The local female basketball team known as the Northside Naturals is holding their annual try-outs.Any women wishing to try out for the team are encouraged to participate.Athletic ability and an open attitude are essential.
3.The Simpson Dinner party was embarrassingly interrupted when Mrs. Simpson's dog accidentally fetched the wrong stick.
4. The fourth annual I'm Not Sure Who The Father Is Luncheon was held at the Northside Country Club & Maternity Center. A good time was had by all.
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