[Fox Mulder]

1. The addition of Mixed Pairs Nude Synchronized Swimming is bound to make this summer's Olympics much more interesting.
2. Jake can't help his "dirty talk" during sex...the problem is his comments are so stupid and unsexy, Kate prefers listening to Aerosmith.
3. On her honeymoon vacation...Cathy sure doesn't want THAT getting sunburned.
4. Olivia awakens after a strange, realistic dream about giving Mr. Sandman head. ("Oh Mr. Sandman...give me some cream" )
5. Every man should have such a multi-tasking partner. Who couldn't use clean dishes AND a firm, willing ass? (She's a keeper!)
6. That's the groom's ex in red...she always was such a scene stealer. (There's no wind. She's using an air horn)
7. Ladies! There are much safer and simpler ways to cure a yeast infection!