[Fox Mulder]

1. Sometimes it's hard to pick the place you want to sit in a bar...sometimes it's easy.
2. Distracted by the outdoor show, Dave fumbled for the chocolate cookies he had set beside him...which were eaten by Sarah... who was now happily enjoying much more than the outdoor show. ( "Hey... these cookies must have melted, they're all sticky!)
3. "These are loaded and I'm not afraid to use them!" (After putting new gun control laws in place, the Obama administration has begun looking into breast safety.)
4. To avoid the spectacle of watching your girlfriend cough up a hairball like a cat...shave your unruly pubes!
5. This lady is a member of the Fizzies...an African tribe that drinks a LOT of soda. Her tribal costume reflects that. (Twist caps preferred)
6. This lady is a member of the B-cups...a west Michigan tribe that has average sized breasts. (Her tribal costume reflects prominent ears)
7. "No, I'm not much of a pool player...but I'm a helluva destraction." ( She is undefeated with this strategy)
8. So you like Number 8, huh? You should have seen the other seven.
9. Apparently Janette and her hubby are REALLY enjoying the X Files reboot. Can you blame them? Mulder and Scully are hot!
10."Can yoouu seeeee my wife's pooooosey!" Gooooooooooooaaaaaaallll!" ( When South American soccer announcers share their wives.)