Humor From Another Generation
1. "Help! I've fallen and I can't....feel...my..ass! "
2. Kids today are really missing out on something. Why, when we were young, if you got the magic blue slice of Wonder Bread in the package, the company would send an experienced fellatrist to blow you and all your buddies. ( Shhh! )
3. I remember these sisters. They talked like robots and ate mass quantities of food at all of our social functions. I believe they said they were from ...France.
4. Long before the Hubble telescope and deep space probes, men KNEW what was at the center of the Universe.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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