Valentine's Day Funnies
1. Two is company. Three means someone sleeps on the floor.
2. Yeah...so she drunk you under the table...but do you really care?
3. Lube it up baby...or your ass will never close again.
4. The allies would have never taken the beaches at Normandy if Germany had only deployed Bombshells.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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