[Fox Mulder]

1. As a young university mathematician, Good Jill Hunting knew exactly how to get and keep her student's undivided attention.
2. Frank and Teresa both misunderstand what is meant by "Necking" but they seem to be having fun anyway, so what the hell.
3. Tessa always thought SHE should have been the one cast to play Lara Croft.
4. This pastor's daughter's Saturday nights inspired her father to write many an emotional sermon on Sundays.
5. And speaking of alcohol...here's the moment when the beer on the boat made Benny bold.
6. And speaking of alcohol...apparently Budweiser can cause orgasms just as intense as those expensive homemade brands.
7. After she caught him cheating with a cheetah, Jane decided it was time to leave Tarzan for good.