Hump Day Humor
1. "Could I interest you in a little fellatio? A hummer perhaps? Blow job? Go down on me? Suck my cock? Hmmmm...I guess not."
2. Apparently she sees the cucumber my friend Dave has stuffed down his jeans.
3. Hey Trump! You are several million times more likely to be killed by a crazy, American gun-loving chick in a bikini than by a refugee. Oh...she's got TWO guns...the odds just doubled.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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