Better laugh now. You might die tomorrow (Yeah, you)
1. "Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to ME?" (Claire just got a job as a taxi driver.)
2. "Say Joe...do you see that little hole in the ceiling? Doesn't that shiny bit in the hole look a little like a camera lense?"
3. TOY STORY The adult version. (Tom Hanks voices the character of Bung Hole Brontosaur.)
4. Putting a spy camera on my cat's collar was a stroke of genius!
5. "I'm going to get a good job and we'll move into a better apartment...then we can get married." (The heart wants what it wants)
6. "London Bridge is falling down (grunt!) falling down ( thrust!) falling down (moan) London Bridge is falling down, oh God I'm cumming."
7. I don't blame him. I want to lick her too.
8. "Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to make you do that!" (If you didn't want the mast to fall, you shouldn't have launched the torpedos.)
9. Javier was enjoying his first taste of Coke. If he would only look under the table he could enjoy another nice taste.
10. Renee always aspired to one day become a Playboy Bunny, but when on acid, she took things far too literally.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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