[Fox Mulder]

1. Pedro and Juan were concentrating on the waves. They had no idea they were being stalked by a Beach Cougar...
2. New super heroes for the Marvel Universe: Party Chick and her sidekick, Goldeneye. Her superpower is being able to drink any and all criminals under the table...where Goldeneye rips their balls off.
3. The apartment was way too big. The paint was peeling. It was old and needed too many repairs...but damn, the real estate agent was the best saleslady I've ever encountered.
4. In West Virginia, actual naked virgins have been hired to test the stability of coal mine shafts. It hasn't prevented accidents, but morale amongst the coal miners is at an all time high.
5. God finds ANOTHER sink clogger. ( Go back a couple of posts)
6. Let's face it. Men are pigs. Ladies, be careful out there.
7. "WHOOOO! Being rock stars is fuckin' awesome, dudes!" ( Money for nuthin. Chicks for free)