Sorry for not getting this done in one posting. I could summarize the day without detail in one posting but I enjoy reliving the day in the posting. Also I had to stop on my second post because Bob and his wife dropped by for a visit. I can post more on that but will stay on Saturday.
I believe I ended with kenneth and my wife headed to the landfill around 10 a.m. this truck only has a driver seat and a riders seat. After they left Bob and I opened the cooler to have a drink while waiting. The plan was to use the backhoe to demolish the building and load as much as possible before we load and clean the area.
Bob brought a fully stocked cooler of assorted beverages so we started with screwdrivers. It is a 15 minute drive to the landfill so we assumed they would return by 11 a.m.
As bob and I discussed the day and past he mentioned how casual my wife is about being exposed now as in our visit years ago. He also said he could call his wife and she would probably consent to a topless game also. I decided we better not push things yet and see how the day unfolds. So we sat and waited and waited and waited.
At noon we could hear the truck. Both kenneth and my wife were laughing as they exited the truck. Bob and I both started with the questions. It appears that kenneth took the long way back from the landfill. This way is a circle of interstate rather than a straight drive through town. She rode to the landfill with arms crossed most of the time through town. kenneth begged and begged for her to ride without crossed arms. My wife agreed to face an 18 wheeler on the interstate if they saw one truck alone and it was close to an exit.
Well on the way back a truck did not present itself so kenneth took an exit. Drove across to the entrance back on the interstate. He pulled to the side and watched till he saw a lone truck headed their way. He said they started down the ramp gaining speed as they went but by the time he reached the interstate the truck was passing the entrance. So it took time to reach the truck. He said his truck tops out at 75 unloaded and took awhile to reach the back of the truck. So much they passed the exit to my place.
Well kenneth said my wife kept saying that she shouldnt. Well it was too late. He moved to pass the truck. He said that he was probably only two or three mph faster so it was taking some time to get to the cab. My wife was complaining that it was taking too long but kenneth told her he was doing all he could to pass. She said she would face the window and wave. If the driver waved back she would then cover.
Now, according to kenneth. They paced the truck to a hill. As they were climbing the hill they pulled up to the cab. He looked over and said the driver was looking over at them. He said the driver looked to be a 30 something black man smoking a cigarette. So he said to my wife OK show him some tits. He said she first squirmed in her seat saying crap, crap crap. Then dropped her arms turned and faced the window. He said the look on the mans face was priceless. He said he mouthed something but could not tell what. He said then my wife raised a hand and waived. He said the driver waived back with a big smile. My wife then turned back in the seat and crossed her arms.
I thought that was the end. Then my wife started telling the rest. She said that the two trucks remained side by side. When kenneth slowed the truck slowed. She said she looked over and the driver was holding up a finger saying one more time. So kenneth said that give him another shot and he would slow down and take the next exit.
According to my wife they have been cab to cab for several minutes up and down hills with no traffic behind. So as she turned to face the window she saw the driver roll his window down signaling for her to do the same. Before she could think Kenneth rolled the passenger window down.
She is now facing the window arms crossed she said the driver was saying something but could not understand with the wind and engine noises. So she told kenneth she was going to flash him just before the exit and to make sure he made the exit or the day will end now. She said the driver continued saying something but could not hear. Rather than drop her arms she said she lifted her crossed arms to the brim of her hat. She said the driver first smiled then started saying something again. She lower her arms back across her chest. Kenneth slowed and took the exit. She said now you know why we are late. Bob started complaining that he wants the next trip. Kenneth said no CDL no driving.
Again. Sorry no ending yet. Work calls.
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