[Fox Mulder]

1. When this picture went viral she thought she might get a dishonorable discharge, but all she got was a vaginal discharge.
2. In case the terminally lonely visit the beach...lifeguards are being trained to give emergency cunnilingus.
3. Daniel Day Lewis coined the "I drank your milkshake" line after hanging out with these girls. Thirty days later, when they talked him into a tampon run, he came up with his movie's title: "There Will Be Blood."
4. Obviously she is a Yankie fan.
5. The Starship Enterprise's new bathroom attendant android was a big hit with Captain Kirk.
6. The new virtual reality TVs are a must for every lonely bachelor.
7. Another great multi-tasker: Giving handjobs to her new boyfriend and the ghost of her ex husband at the same time.
8. The poor cabana boy just couldn't keep these cougars in line.
9. "I ...love... you, Blue." (It's not nice to laugh at lonely people.)
10. This Democratic voter has always swung to her left.