[Fox Mulder]

1. "My picture in the I Love You Funny Face thread? I'm not worthy! I'm not wooorthy!"
2. "Put your hand in the hand of the man from Galileeeee!" (Extra points if you remember this 70's hit song.)
3. Amish hooker.
4. When The Rapture comes, the hottest babes will ascend into Heaven. (We can look up their dresses as they go)
5. Amanda Moses makes her plea to God to part the sea. She's late for a hair appointment.
6. "Our church is testing these new pews...you can pray and take it doggy style at the same time." (The Church of Nymphomania)
7. To avoid a Jihad against this thread, this is all I'll say about Middle Eastern religions.
8. Joining a cult didn't work out so well for Becky.
9. Practicing Lesbyterians.
10. God's way of telling you to stop clogging the tub with hair.