I decided to take the week off to get my honey-do list shortened. When I take off I tend to get calls and text from my working friends.
Something my wife is unaware of for Saturday. I have two really close friends. By this I am saying I would trust them completely. Kenneth is one. Bob is the other. Now my wife and I are close to both and their wives.
Bob called this morning. We haven't talked much in the last couple of months as I have been traveling and spending time away.
Bob asked when we could break bread, consume some sinful beverage and catch up.
Well I told him about my wife and her deal with kenneth. He started begging to help work and attend the game. I first said I did not want to interfere with my wife's deal.
Now bob has maybe done 2 hours of manual labor in his life. His belief is why work when you can hire people to work. I relayed this to him and we were really going to have to work to accomplish the task in one day. He countered that he will work and be responsible for having everyone's favorite beverga available.
I of course relented.
Now here is the way the day is going to happen. I just checked the weather and we are to have a clear sunny unseasonably warm saturday. Bob will meet kenneth at his place of business and be at my house by 7 a.m.
My wife agreed to let me go out this week and purchase an appropriate sheer workout shirt. She said to get several since I am there but they had to be 3/4 sleeve. I did my online shopping. Two white tops and one yellow top will be at my door tomorrow.
My wife is to be outside ready to work when kenneth arrives. When the work is complete we will retire to the house to locate an appropriate basketball game. My wife has suggested the grizzlies game at 7 p.m. so twelve hours to complete the demolition and removal.
I told her last night that I intend on getting photographic evidence of this event. She at first was an absolute no. After me pleading that I would love a few photos for my golden years she agreed only if she can confiscate Kenneth's phone. I immediately agreed. I hope this will lead to the ability to post maybe one picture with approval. I took one with her somewhat covering at Christmas that she allowed me to keep. Possible future negotiations.? maybe I can post in the how dirty is your cell phone thread soon.
I asked her if she still had his dick picture. She said not on the phone but she had that picture and many more on a flash drive in my office. It appears every time he did the whole I'll send you mine if you send me yours, he sent a mine but never got the yours. Possible negotiation point again.
I assume by my writing it is obvious I'm bored and look forward to the weekend. Sitting here Bourbon in one hand cigarette in the other impatiently waiting on Saturday while answering text after text from bob and kenneth.
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