Hmmm....well, tell her if I was Noah and I was building an Ark to hold two of each species, she would be my 'female human' choice. I, of course, would be the 'male human' talent. During the night, when all the pigs and yaks and goats were sleeping, I'd sneak her into my Captain's Quarters and strip her of the mangy robe-gown she wore during the day, the one in which her nipples could clearly be seen through the arm holes. By the time the Ark reached Capistrano, I promise she would have been blessed with enough of my semen to ensure the future of the human race. The pigs and goats and yaks...not so much 'cuz we would have pretty much eaten them as part of our year long fuck-fest. That's right, I would fill her belly with yak-meat then seize her in her sluggishness from the rear.
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