[Fox Mulder]

1. After the alien spacecraft crashed in Roswell in 1947, the US Air Force specially trained an elite group of women to act as bait for abduction. Once aboard the alien space craft, the women were suppossed to observe alien strengths and weaknesses and report their findings. What the Air Force didn't count on was the alien's ability to wipe clean all memories of the abduction experience. Therefore no one ever knew exactly how abductees were brought aboard the alien crafts...
2. Now "I Love you Funny Face" has photo evidence! Aliens apparently can suck women right up into the air by their nipples!
3. Not in the possession of a holy hand grenade, Gillian decides to appease this terrible medieval beast...with a wee bit of shrubbery. (If you don't get this, you are not a Monty Python fan...you poor, unfortunate bastard.)
4. Molly, the plumber's daughter is proud of her PVC dildo.
5. If drunk, stay on your feet or you may find yourself with a two toned dick in your face.
6. Inspired by WW2 flying aces who painted enemy flags on their aircraft fuselages to mark their kills, Fiona the nymphomaniac had her own unique way of keeping score.
7. After being caught red handed attempting to burglarize a homeowner she didn't know was home, to avoid jail, Mary reluctantly agreed to a little arrangement.
8. What's going on here? Nun of your business.
9. "Snakes...why did it have to be snakes?" (Actual photo of Indiana Jones' wife cheating on him)
10. When the aliens are done with them...most suburban housewife abductees have positive things to say about the experience.