"When I look into the mirror I see..."
1. "A woman who is really tired...of listening to Donald Trump's political campaign comments."
2. "A woman who is contemplating surgery for her fused-together wrists."
3. "Beyond the Bodacious Tatas...wishing I had more curl in my hair." (We are our own worst critics)
4. "A reminder that my lawn needs to be mowed this weekend."
5. "Some guy, taking a picture of my ass." (And a bunch of other guys wanking over that picture. This means you)
6. "Proof of my multiple personality disorder."
7. "Someone I LOVE...very VERY MUCH! (Get a room!)
8."Two women who forgot the sun screen...again!"
9."A very frightened person who is rethinking Internet blind dating."
10. "That I am totally FUCKED!"
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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