[Fox Mulder]

I like being a man, but sometimes I fantasize about being a lesbian woman. If nothing else, I would love finding out how a female orgasm feels. It looks so intense and wonderful. I imagine being a lesbian voyeur. I think about how it would be to enter locker rooms and bathrooms...all that visual stimulation! Maybe it would drive me crazy.
Besides the occasional celebrity bromance, (which basically amounts to me wishing I were some good looking famous guy) I have never been physically attracted to men. I have very few male friends. I hate to say it guys, but most of you are just good for competition in sports. I could easily live on Venus. Menstruation would be a drag, but yeah...I could be a woman. Of course, I would be a lesbian.