Start the week laughing
1. Taking surprise pictures of your girlfriend on the toilet is hilarious...until it isn't.
2. Your wife seeks her girlfriend's approval for just about everything. It appears you've once again passed muster.
3. Nymphomaniac toothbrush.
4. The man who fell to Earth from the Red Planet just happened to land on the nude beach. Earth should get high marks in his report.
5. When she was a kid, Nancy feared the Boogie Man in her closet. Now, he's afraid of her!
6. Yeah, you think you need these don't you? Think again, Tiny. Think again.
7. "Why for did you push me in da cold, cold pool?" ( She needs a boyfriend with a better sense of humor)
8. Never fall asleep at a nymphomaniac's house.
9. First indication that the restroom facilities at the University are inadequate.
10. Becky's mother warned her that marrying a dedicated realtor might become an ordeal.
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“This is my problem with modern-day monsters, Scully. There’s no chance for emotional investment.”
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