[palladin]

When I was stationed in Florida we lived in a duplex and I had a nosey neighbor who used the irritate my wife to no end. She would drop in looking for us to babysit her little boy so she could get some freedom to shop etc. She was always trying to find out when we would be home or headed off somewhere. It was my habit to dress in running shorts and shoes sans under shorts. She had stopped by and was in our living room when I walked in talking to wife about watching her son that night. I had been planning on jogging the beach and took a seat across from her. Unknown to me she was fixated on my dangling member. We talked about 15 minutes and my wife noticed where she was staring..
She asked me to bring a drink for her which I did. By then the neighbor had left. I was then told how she had been eyeballing by member. I thought it was funny but the wife did not. She did not want to hear about it from the neighbor. Any way we went to beach and I jogged about three miles while my wife went shopping and later met me at the park and we went home.

It got to be funny as the neighbor would show up about the time I would be getting ready to head out the door for a run. She was so stealthy in catching me sitting on a bench putting my shoes on. I played clueless and enjoyed the look she would get.

My wife went to visit her mom for a couples of weeks so I would drive myself to the park near the beach and run and come home and shower. My neighbor would come by and ask if needed anything and bring by a drink and chat to me. Her husband worked an evening shift so she would have the kid in with her and he would wonder around the patio while we talked. I noticed that she had quit wearing a bra and started wearing scooped out t shirts and bending over to show off her bbw boobs. They were quite nice and would cause a reaction in me which would bring stares from her. She even started sunbathing in a skimpy bikini which showed off her ample body.

This stopped when my wife returned home from her trip.